Hello, gentlemen and girls, fasten your seatbelts and look forward to a ride filled with insanity! "Cocaine Bear" is an awesome ride, in more way than just one. This film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a entertaining horror flick that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering about what the characters' lives are like for bears and drug smugglers.


Cocaine Bear

Since the first moment we meet the gorgeous Andrew C Thornton, played brilliantly by Matthew Rhys, you know that you're going to be a thrilling experience. He's an smuggler that has style elegant grace, as well as a aptitude for dropping his precious cargo at the most inconvenient spots. And he had no idea the man he would be about to unwittingly create the legend of the century, known as "Cocaine Bear!"

Forget what think of bears and their food preferences. The film takes a tough position and suggests that when bears are addicted to cocaine, they don't just party, they change into bloodthirsty monsters! Stop, Godzilla but there's an upcoming king in town, and this is a bear who has a addiction to powdered drugs.

The characters we have in our story, like the police who are bumbling of the city, the lazy criminals or the innocent bystanders who didn't know how to exit out of a garbage bag and will leave you entertained. Their collective incompetence is truly an incredible sight. If you ever find yourself trying to find a laugh take a look at the detectives Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell as they try to solve unsolved crimes without shooting one another.

Let's not forget about our courageous adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. No, not the ones of "Frozen." Two hikers uncover an amazing treasure chest of Colombian goodness, and before you say "Bearzilla," they become those who are the most likely targets of Cocaine Bear's insatiable appetite. Who needs to be a Disney princess when you have the snorting, wild bear that is on the loose?

The film hits the perfect middle ground between horror and comedy with its humor, making you laugh when you laugh and then grip that popcorn to hide in terror the next. As the body count climbs, it's more then the hairs around your neck, and you'll be cheering for each demise with wicked happiness. It's exactly like watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.

And now, let's talk about the showdown that will be a climactic one. Picture this: a waterfall running in the background our family composed of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry ready to take on this beast called the Cocaine Bear. It's an epic battle for that will last forever, complete with an explosion, the roar of a bear and enough white powder challenge Tony (blog) Montana to shame. When you think that you've seen the last of bear you, it's brought back by a cocaine explosion! This is a tale of a return to the legendary scale.

Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have the flaws. The editing style is as fast and jittery as a caffeine-induced squirrel it leaves you scratching at your desk and wonder if the reel has been secretly utilized as scratching platform. Do not worry, viewers, for the bear CGI really is top-of-the-line. That bear steals the show even though the team of editors seemed to be on a sugar rush themselves.

The film mixes of tensions, double cross-crossings and unforeseen bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. If the credits are rolling as you go home smiling on your lips, remember this final tip from the reviewer's report: Bears shouldn't be fed anything, in particular, drugs or fellow hikers. Be assured that the situation won't make a great ending for anyone.

You're now ready to grab your popcorn, buckle up, and get yourself immersed in the wacky world of "Cocaine Bear." It's an experience unlike any other that'll leave you in laughter, thinking about the impact of bears and their secret party-potential.